Plot update #3

A rough outline

Dark Chocolate, the universe's bravest snackbar, is actually a Space Police captain and together with his sidekick Anyway they have to save the universe from the alien leader Withnoname (which is its name). Strangeness ensues. There are also apparently random chapters that reveal insights into the nature of the universe and humanity (not) that may or may not tie in with the overall plot. Plus there's god and the devil, who sort of set up the universe in the first place partly as a joke, and also to take a break from their never-ending fight that never ends (of course). There's also a genetically modified spy named Xyntrax Xyrgynz, talk shows, pop concerts and self-help seminars. And did I mention THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE IS AT STAKE! Naturally, otherwise it wouldn't live up to the name Apocalypse.