The world's dumbest sentence?

Conscientious anti-decompartmentalisationalists revolt against prejudicial policies of apathetic parliamentarians for the purpose of turning green bottles into black socks, reversing the gravitational pull on Ursa Minor rendering the remaining clichés nullified so the temporal fabric won’t turn pink umbrellas into herrings while sipping boiling water flavoured by dried leaves of a plant so dressing gowns may not precipitate on Iceland causing a snowflake in Argentina to dissolve a nanosecond earlier than two dogs barked in unison on the other side of the world from each other creating severe cranial haemorrhaging to those standing between them not that anyone could it is too hot but I hope I didn’t spoil your day.